Woke up this morning with a dreadful realization - I'M GETTING OLD!
*Tsk*Tsk*Tsk*
Was trying to pick Beanz up from her crib. And as I bent down, I heard my bones cracking. I don't like the sound of it. Used to make fun of my mom when her bones cracked and now it's retribution! Damn!
Called the boy to buy me a carton of HL Banana Milk, pronto! I simply
lurve banana..
Other Signs (cue twilight tune):
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- You keep repeating yourself.
- You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
- Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
- You look forward to a dull evening.
- You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
- Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.
- You answer a question with, "Because I said so."
- You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
- You can’t name any of the top pop albums over the last year.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You take naps.
- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
- You find yourself thinking, “You know, my mother was right.”
- You think everyone under 20 is a complete idiot.
- You recently told someone under the age of 20: “I’m only telling you this so you don’t make the same mistakes I’ve made.”
